10. We don't have a changing room.
9. You mean you're a stripper?
8. Can you break a five?
7. You don't look anything like Shakira.
6. You charge what? But it's only a half an hour of your time!
5. Here, let me show you real belly dance.
4. Take it off!
3. You can do it for free, because you'll get lots of exposure.
2. How hard can it be? You just shake all over.
1. Can you give me the number of the dancer who doesn't charge?